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Joke of the Day
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
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"I often misuse common phrases People are always pulling me off for it."
"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"
"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity."
"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."
"We should replace Punxsutawney Phil with Ben Bernanke... that motherfucker also never gets it right."
"What does an unfunny person tell a salad? Teach me senpai! http://imgur.com/jxe8KFk"
"If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff."
"I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"