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Joke of the Day

"If someone tells you to spell part backwards don't do it It's a trap!"

"Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball? They had No Quarter"

"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."

"How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."

"What did the letter "" O "" say to the letter "" Q "" ? Dudddeee.....your dicks out!"

"I saw an old French prostitute last night, what's her name? Toulouse."

"Two books arm wrestle. One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it."

"This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that's also the last time I'll buy cheap toilet paper..."

"I bought some Bose stocks today. It was a sound investment."

"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."