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Joke of the Day

"A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos."

"I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him GOD, I hope he calls me."

"Remember how they drove in 90's TV sitcoms...the horribly fake steering wheel turning - left right left right? That's how I actually drive."

"3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should've noticed. (credit to my brother)"

"A man went to a Library and asked for a book on homosexuals. ""Go through the back door"" said the Librarian. ""That's the one"" I replied."

"If I was a superhero, I would be ""not right now"" man."

"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"

"20's kids won't get this Economic prosperity."

"The fact that we're not calling stepdads ""faux pas,"" seems like a missed opportunity."

"I have the Emergency Alert Warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls."