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Joke of the Day

"A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos."

"Had to put my dog down today... I just didn't expect him to be so heavy!"

"What vegetable likes to party? A turn-up"

"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."

"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"

"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."

"There was this cute girl next to me and I missed a lot of obvious signals... We both ended up dying from the car crash."

"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."

"2 yr old just made me wish I was 2 again: ""I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand"""

"What do you get when you cross a railroad with a refrigerator? Killed."