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Joke of the Day
"Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter? No, but he had a great Fall."
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"Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?"
"A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*"
"What's the difference between a kid and a drawer? A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it."
"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."
"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"
"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""
"Friend: ""Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?"" Me: ""Sure"" *walks up to girl* *whispers* ""magnanimous"""
"Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes"
"What is a guy who rubs bear toes called? Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!"