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Joke of the Day
"On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm."
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"What's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."
"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."
"If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you'll be dead soon."
"What's worse than ten babies in one trash can? One baby in ten trash cans."
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Last night I was at the bar and this guy kept yelling ""bastard"" at his pint of beer. It's never nice to witness substance abuse."
"One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later."
"My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support."
"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."