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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? Her batteries were dead."
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"Miley Cyrus was recently found dead at a construction site. Her autopsy revealed her death came in like a wrecking ball."
"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"
"elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]"
"My friend cooked up some otter the other day! It was otterly delicious."
"Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team? The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ..."
"The worst is when you wake up hung over and you didn't even drink the night before."
"Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."
"What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired"
"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."