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Joke of the Day
"What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass."
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"NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks"
"I started 2016 with a goal to lose 20 pounds Only 30 more to go and I'm there!"
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"A lady came to my door the other day, asking for donations to my local sperm bank.. I gave her a right mouthful."
"I was gonna make a sodium joke But Na."
"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."
"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons."
"I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone."