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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"[Original] What do you call it when two Cox company vehicles pull into your driveway? Double penetration."

"Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class."

"Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip."

"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("

"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"

"I swapped my wife's tampons with party poppers. Absolutely no sense of humour that girl.."

"Me: ""I really like this car"" Salesman: ""Yeah and it also has a latch in case someone gets stuck in the trunk!"" Me: ""Eh, what else ya got?"""

"So i said to my wife... ""Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"""