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Joke of the Day

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree."

"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."

"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"

"in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'"

"Jon Snow must be a redditor He knows kn0thing."

"I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, ""Lucky."""

"If you are bored I recommend mass texting all of your exes ""I'm ready to give it another shot"" and then get ready for the ride of your life"

"If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1"

"My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town"

"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"