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Joke of the Day

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree."

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"

"HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING. -Amish trash talk"

"The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray."

"What you can get with 57 000? A home for a refugee. Or a shit ton of beer"

"There's no human I hate more than the attendant in the bathroom at bars. Bro, I can handle this portion of my day ASSISTANCE FREE."

"If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins. If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut."

"Why did people make white chocolate? So black kids could get dirty faces too."

"What did the magician say to the cell? Might I conjure Ya?"

"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"