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Joke of the Day
"Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down."
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"What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!"
"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was"
"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."
"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... or two? One... or two?"
"My son is petrified of thunder. I told him that is ridiculous, it's the lightning that will kill him."
"""You are what you eat"", said the cannibal."
"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"
"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"