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Joke of the Day

"You want to know what's the toughest part about Thanksgiving dinner at my house? The sexual tensions"

"What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!"

"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"

"Boyfriend VS motorbike ufffff. ""Full LOL joke"" Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)"

"The only time that I get sucked in bed is when there's a mosquito in the room."

"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"

"What's a Grecian Urn? About 75 cents an hour."

"A flyer says to another flyer: ""Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"" The other one replies: ""Brochure!"""

"How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs."

"Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date? They were revolting"