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Joke of the Day

"It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts."

"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."

"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."

"Why was Cleopatra so negative? Because she was queen of denial."

"Sadly, very few people get this joke: ""A termite walks into a bar and asks 'Is the bar tender here?'"" -What's your favorite joke that no one gets?"

"""Mom, where did people come from?"" ""God created us"" ""But Dad said we came from monkeys"" ""Dad told you about his side of the family. I am telling you about mine"""

"I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week."

"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."

"Did you watch the movie constipation? It never came out."

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"