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Joke of the Day
"LPT: If you feel cold, stand in a corner They're usually around 90 degrees"
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"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"
"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"
"Which is the most silky planet? Satin!"
"I like my women how I like my wine... ten years old and in my basement."
"My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause."
"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."
"Jokes about stuttering are a big big no no"
"Donald Trump has Muslim friends, Rick Santorum has gay friends, Ted Cruz has imaginary friends. #GOPDebate"
"Her: Put your finger on it! Me: Like this? Her: Oh yeah, I can finish now! -Making the perfect bow"