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Joke of the Day
"Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement."
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"Photoshop is turning 25 years old this week. Actually, it's 35 but just looks 25."
"I can't follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows They are way over my head"
"A Wookie, a Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett walk in to a bar. They sit down and Boba Fett turns to the trooper and says, ""I think that was the first time one of you guys actually hit something."""
"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."
"How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's throw a party while we're at it."
"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."
"oh my love, where are you, i am searching for you here and there, but never find you anywhere, just because of you heart is ringing the bell, just like a school bell."
"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"
"""Donatello choose ur weapon"" ""I'll take a stick"" ""Really not a sword? Nunchu.."" ""A STICK"" ""Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?"" ""..."" ""Ugh"""