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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."
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"Pedophiles aren't all that bad at least they go slow in school zones!"
"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"
"Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress"
"I went up to a sexy girl in a bar. I said, ""Would you like to come back to my place?"" ""I think you should ask my boyfriend first."" she smiled. I said, ""No thanks. I'm not gay."""
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands. That joke never gets old..."
"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"
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