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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."
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"INSTANT KARMA, Get in on the front page gold rush; ""are jokes"" reddit is a faggot... ...2Bcunt in you'ld (you would love it) (to (too) be continued))..."
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"
"RIP boiled water You will be mist"
"What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies...... a couple of swallows !!"
"Give a man a six pack and he'll drink for a day. Give him a 24 pack and he'll drink for a day."
"Wife: We're supposed to get 8-10 inches tonight. Me: That's what she said. Wife: Can't you do any better than that? Me: That's what she said"
"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"