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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"
"*wakes up in cold sweat* SHOULDN'T ELEVATORS BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE ON THE WAY DOWN?"
"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"
"Void? Y E S F R I E N D Why are you laughing? A J O K E Tell me? W H Y D I D T H E M A N D I E A L O N E I don't get it Y O U W I L L"
"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you would kill you? A pool table."
"I see that your IQ test came back negative."
"What did the right boob say to the left boob? ""You're my breast friend"""
"Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts? Their balls would fall out."