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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
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"I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa."
"I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right"
"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""
"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."
"I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that."
"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it."
"Having sex with people that have low IQs is f*cking stupid"
"What is moist, smells great, and is for dinner tonight? My poop"