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Joke of the Day
"I'm sure I have annoying habits as well but lately my wife is doing this thing where she ages."
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"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor."
"I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping."
"The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong"
"Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider :("
"My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*."
"I hear the Black Knight isn't as bad as he seems... He's medieval"
"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."