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Joke of the Day

"A pop up blocker for coworkers who send you an email and immediately show up at your desk to ask if you got their email."

"Unreliable eye witness testimony is the reason chameleons are nature's most elusive and successful serial killers."

"Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through"

"My friends Dad call his son ""The Exorcist"" Ever time he comes home, all the spirits are gone [Picture of the ""The Exorcist"" at work](http://i.imgur.com/hAK6zNg.jpg)"

"We're hosting a charity event for the people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, do let me know."

"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"

"I want to listen to the audiobook of The Qur'an. Can someone please burn me a copy? Seriously, folks..."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it's for my dyslexia"

"What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses."

"Got a blowjob from a blind girl last night... ..or at least I think it was a blowjob, it was dark and my bionic cock doesn't feel shit."