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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"

"The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say ""black paint."" Now it has to be ""Jamal can you please paint my wall?"""

"*replies to all sexy dms with pics of my laundry pile"

"""I'm on my way."" -People who haven't even left the house yet."

"All the kids had a name except"

"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."

"The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again."

"Driving Wizard A wizard is driving down the highway, a man try's to merge into his lane in front of him. The wizard speeds up and yells out the window, ""You shall not pass!"""

"How do you make a baby cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesnt want to be spotted."