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Joke of the Day
"What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night."
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"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"
"Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ."
"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"
"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"
"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."
"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"
"There are three types of people in the world... Those that can count and those that can't."
"Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs."