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Joke of the Day

"OMG guys just watched the news and those ""COEXIST"" bumper stickers totally aren't working :/"

"What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle..."

"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "

"What's the difference between a radical feminist and a suicide bomber? One's being triggered and one's pulling the trigger."

"How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs."

"Goldsmiths, what is your profession? Au, Au, Au."

"Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !"

"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."

"I'm that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards."

"Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings."