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Joke of the Day

"OMG guys just watched the news and those ""COEXIST"" bumper stickers totally aren't working :/"

"Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons? Half of them are lyin'."

"A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him."

"I was so ugly when I was born... ...the doctor slapped my mother."

"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."

"Q: A word that defines ""a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism."" Sorry, this was ""a riposte""."

"Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"Headaches aren't real.. They're all in your head."

"What is One Direction's favorite place to eat? Five Guys"

"My wife and I are hosting a get together tonight that ends at 11:30.. We're calling it a before New Year's leave party."