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Joke of the Day

"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."

"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."

"Why dont orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is! XD"

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"I went on an extreme camping trip... It was in tents."

"What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"Please retweet my son, it would mean a lot to him, apparently his mother's love isn't enough for him. #IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio"

"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."

"A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says, ""Dad, can I have fifty dollars?"" The father looks at him and says, ""Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground."