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Joke of the Day

"I was so ugly when I was born... ...the doctor slapped my mother."

"I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you."

"What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Trans-ginger"

"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."

"Chuck Norris isn't real... If he had been real, he would've come here and probably smash my head on my keyboarjfjcjcndndjxucbfjdi oejebhh jdudyehsbsj"

"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."

"Birthdays are good for your health Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer."

"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."

"When people post statuses like ""Don't text or call me! Bad mood!"" Um, no one was ever going text/call you in the first place. Just saying'"