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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."

"I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything."

"How do blind people sign contracts? On the dotted line."

"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."

"I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya."

"What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence? An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself."

"TIL There is a new drug for lesbians dealing with depression. It's called 'trycoxagain'"

"I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein."

"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."

"A man was walking his dog through a graveyard... when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"", he says. The other man replies, ""Nope, just taking a shit."""