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Joke of the Day
"TIL There is a new drug for lesbians dealing with depression. It's called 'trycoxagain'"
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"[Playing piano to impress a Russian girl] ""Do you like it?"" Her: That's sheet music ""Yes, it is."" Her: Now excuse me, I huv to take a sheet."
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