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Joke of the Day

"A man was walking his dog through a graveyard... when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"", he says. The other man replies, ""Nope, just taking a shit."""

"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"

"You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'"

"I was born with this saltiness I tasted my own cum It tasted salty"

"I'm on the bus now. Either the woman sitting right next to me has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokemons."

"Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior."

"You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat."

"What did one condom say to the other at a gay bar? Let's get shitfaced!"

"Me, as a judge: OK we'll take a quick recess now. *lawyers start discussing lawyer things* *I go outside and swing on the swingset*"

"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."