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Joke of the Day

"PayPal is spinning eBay off into its own company. After several years, PayPal finally got tired of living with a hoarder."

"The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won't do as she is told."

"The cemetery down the street seems like it's a pretty exclusive club People are dying to get in"

"Forrest Gump came out 20 years ago. Can you believe that?! Of course you can because you're not an idiot who doesn't know how time works."

"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"

"Remember girls, you can't say happiness... without saying penis"

"QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors."

"After working for 24 hours straight... I called it a day."

"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."

"Every time I think my posts suck ... I just go read everyone else's and then I feel much better."