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Joke of the Day

"PayPal is spinning eBay off into its own company. After several years, PayPal finally got tired of living with a hoarder."

"*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It's a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*"

"Dude on tv just said, ""Where there's fat, there's flavor."" He was talking about food, but I took it as a compliment."

"April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."

"Shakespear's hip hop stage name Will.i.ambicpentameter"

"Did you hear about the industrious tree? He wanted to branch out, but his efforts yielded no fruit. But the non-industrious tree stuck to its roots."

"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"

"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."

"A man goes to the bar And he asks the bar tender Man: ""What taste good? Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke? Tender: *facepalm*"

"Why does 7 make 6 nervous? 7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is."