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Joke of the Day
"Why does 7 make 6 nervous? 7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is."
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"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""
"I was getting drunk with this cute girl and booze was going everywhere. Then suddenly I slipped in cider."
"[Wedding] ""...to join these two in holy matrimony. The Ring, please?"" [Maid of Honor pops tape in VCR.] [One week later: everyone dies.]"
"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"
"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."
"Dads are like boomerangs.... I hope. Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on"
"Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I'll see myself out.."
"Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..."
"Two snare drums and a hi-hat fall off a cliff. Bu dum tiss"