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Joke of the Day
"April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
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"So yet another snake walks into a bar... He asks the bartender, ""Gimme a shot of Jack!"" ""No sir."" ""Well why not?"" The snake said. ""You can't hold your liquor!"""
"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."
"Doctor,doctor! A man goes to the doctor, concerned if he is becoming a thief. The doctor replies, ""well, have you taken anything for it?"""
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? Because they all own telephones"
"What is the favorite scientific unit of the French? RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )"
"Wife: You were right. Me: Say it again. Wife: You were right. Me: Again. Wife: You were right. Me: One more time. Wife: You wer- *wakes up*"
"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"
"I only enter names and numbers into my contacts so I can see who I'm ignoring when they call."
"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"