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Joke of the Day

"April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."

"New study shows AMAZING new way to cut down on clickbait! Well, that wasn't it..."

"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."

"A Sasquatch is like a regular quatch that snaps it fingers and says stuff like ""OH NO YOU DIT INT!"""

"I just bought a used time machine on craigslist. They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore."

"I asked my friend about their new glass dildo Apparently it's a pane in the ass"

"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"

"I slashed my Postal Delivery Driver's tires today I wanted to be sure *all* of my last minute packages had flat rate shipping."

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"When is booger not a booger? When it('s not)."