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Joke of the Day
"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."
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"I'm not schizophrenic, but he is (points at nothing)"
"Technically all breakfasts are continental, unless you eat them in the ocean."
"It's amazing the things you'll do for a person when you want to see them naked."
"billy joel: we didn't start the fire detective: I haven't mentioned a fire billy joel: shit"
"What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink? A lager"
"Blood is thicker than water, but rhinoceros poop is thicker than blood, so.."
"A girl gets fired from her job with a Vegas outcall massage service Seems she rubbed too many guys the wrong way."
"Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat."
"Heard this one from WWE. Were you born on the highway? No, why? Because that's where most accidents happen!"