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Joke of the Day
"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."
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"He'd make the best firefighter. My friend is the absolute worst at snappy comebacks I guess you could say he's flame retardant."
"What's the hottest album in hell right now? Views from the 666"
"So important your wife knows you're petting the dog when she hears you say ""you're getting a little chunky"""
"If you're telling a story to a group and are interrupted and then no one asks you to continue, ruin their party by drowning in the pool."
"What is something that cannot lift off the ground? Your career"
"So my penis used to be in the Guinness book of world records I'm not allowed in Barnes and Noble anymore"
"That prank where you roll the windows down as you go through a carwash so your friends get soaked isn't as funny when you do it by yourself"
"What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"