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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)"
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"I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed."
"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"
"Q: what did one ass cheek say to the other? A: together we can stop this shit"
"Why didn't the magician shave? He made it disabeard.."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."
"How many black men did it take to rape the white woman? 0 She is a lying bitch.^don'tberacist"
"The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke"
"What kind of meat is the cheapest?.. Deer balls Cause they're under a buck!"