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Joke of the Day
"I have a split personality No he doesn't"
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"I killed a black guy.... I thought I would get arrest for murder, but I got arrest for impersonating a cop."
"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius. It only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."
"The lesbian vampire Did you hear about the bar-hopping, lesbian vampire? Once a month, she goes to gay bars and drinks everyone under the table."
"It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level."
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from."
"How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes when he talks to you."
"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To get back to the first shop we went to 4 fucking hours ago!"
"*sees a woman struggling with a big suitcase up the stairs* Me: Need help with that? Her: Yeah! Me: *gives her a hug* You got this, girl."
"Processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can This is now a spam post."