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Joke of the Day

"*sees a woman struggling with a big suitcase up the stairs* Me: Need help with that? Her: Yeah! Me: *gives her a hug* You got this, girl."

"A look into the mind of women..."

"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."

"A wise old man once told me... ...to bend over."

"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."

"The Pill... (Semi-NSFW) It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid getting pregnant."

"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""

"Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant? He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it."

"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."