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Joke of the Day

"It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level."

"Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself..."

"I never judge people by the color of their skin. That's fucking stupid. I judge them by their cell phones."

"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""

"Went from being single to being single like a boss."

"It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot."

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."

"A plane full of redditors crashed... Is an impossible statement because a plane full of redditors wouldn't even be able to take off in the first place."

"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""

"post and comment hey nice jokes"