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Joke of the Day
"""Why does everyone hate me?"" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on."
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"Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the caption ""Geek lol"" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses"
"Two retarded people are having sex. I guess you could say they were going downs on each other."
"ME: bae, you wanna go out? HER: hell yeah ME: ok pliz close the door on your way out I need to play FIFA alone."
"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"
"What did Beethoven do when he died? Decompose."
"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"
"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"
"Friends may come and go, but friends with benefits cum and go"
"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood? None because only beavers give a dam."