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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"
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"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""
"""It got weird, didn't it? "" *Leaves on a pogo stick.*"
"Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. *-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*"
"I pledge allegiance to the Pizza and to the taste for which it stands, one Circle under sauce, with ranch and breadsticks for all"
"The show Hoarders is like a snooze button for cleaning your house, ""My place isn't that bad, I can go another week"""
"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."
"What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !"
"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don't need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling."