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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"
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"We could use Thor and his hammer to solve all our energy problems... I see the headlines already ""Earth powered by Generathor""."
"Why did the guitar player get arrested Because he fingered a minor"
"Condoms prevent minivans."
"While at our wedding, I pointed out to my wife-to-be... that her her veil wasn't nearly opaque enough. She responded by discreetly implying she would hit me. It was a thinly-veiled threat."
"If you press this button, you will get a piece of cheesecake but one person on earth will die so- *me already pressing button* sorry, what?"
"Have you heard the one about the ceiling? Nevermind, it's over your head"
"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"
"I've always got women knocking on my door... Sometimes I let them out."
"Happy New Year #2018 first."