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Joke of the Day
"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"
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"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"
"Your mama is so fat ... She broke the stairway to heaven."
"I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!"
"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's their job to help people find their way in dark places! (MASH s1 ep7)"
"There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a ""unicorn"""
"I can't understand Undertale. It doesn't make sans."
"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."
"DATE: I chose this restaurant for the ambience. ME: Ah, very good. [to waiter] A bottle of your finest Ambiens, please."