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Joke of the Day
"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"
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"I can sing a rainbow.. Grey and grey and grey and grey, Grey and grey and grey... I can sing a woodlouse... Kudos to Bill Bailey."
"What is Iron Man's favorite month? FE-bruary Thanks :D"
"Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance"
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."
"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."
"How many dead babies do you need to turn on the light? More than 20, because my basement is still dark."
"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."
"Sodium Person 1: ""Hey dude do you know what the symbol for Sodium is?"" Person 2: ""Na"" Person 1: ""I'll ask someone else then thanks anyway"""