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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl with 12 nipples once... Sounds funny Dozen tit"

"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""

"Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children's bicycle, you're probably in a bad neighborhood."

"I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on. I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles."

"I saw a French rifle on eBay today It's never been fired but I heard it was dropped once."

"I disagree with liquor store hours. It's 8am..let me in."

"Clitoris A boy asks his dad: ""Daddy, what is a clitoris?"" Dad replies: ""You should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue."""

"I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?"

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"A car made of French bread just raced past me. It was a Baguetti Veyron."