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Joke of the Day
"I saw a French rifle on eBay today It's never been fired but I heard it was dropped once."
Next Joke
"How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar? If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well."
"""You should date black guys""..... How girls tell each other they're fat."
"Two forks... Two forks were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? Because forks can't fly. Two cows were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? He got a fork in his eye."
"1998: stop playing pokemon and go outside 2016: stop playing pokemon and come inside"
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."
"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
"Heard there were some hot deals... at the Baltimore CVS."
"I always pick up a huge cucumber up at walmart and yell to my wife ""you said you wanted the biggest one right"" Because I'm a great husband"
"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""