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Joke of the Day

"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""

"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."

"LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies."

"What's the best way to fuck a red-headed virgin? gingerly (wrote this today, if anyone has ever heard it or can find a past use, I am dying to know)"

"A SQL Query Glides Into A Bar, In The Corner Of Said Bar Were Two Tables. SQL Query Glides Over To Said Tables and asks, May I Join You."

"You're so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you"

"Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas? Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc."

"Doctor: It's been weeks since we restored your vision. Thoughts? ""I can't believe that British guy from the Geico commercials is a lizard."""

"In light of Germany's discovery of ISIS using mustard gas: What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has made a pretty good career for himself in pest control... They say he's a great ex-terminator"