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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."

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"My girlfriend and I could never agree on holidays... I wanted to fly to exotic places and stay in luxurious five-star hotels. And she wanted to come with me."
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"One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist"
"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."
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"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"Why is Perfume so cheap? Because its only worth one scent!"
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