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Joke of the Day

"Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a Grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a Camembert."

"My physics teacher said i have potential and then pushed me down the stairs"

"What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Hillary Clinton? One is called ""The Great Leader"" and the other, ""Great Deleter"""

"Where does a catholic cat go when it dies? Purrrgatory."

"They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework to prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs."

"We could probably stabilize the economy if everyone stopped stealing grapes."

"Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks."

"All of my passwords are the names of various ""Friends"" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel."

"Sure, I'd get married. But follow him on Twitter? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."

"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"