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Joke of the Day
"Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a Grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a Camembert."
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"My heart just skipped a beat when I glanced at my wife across the room. Mostly because she was holding my phone."
"What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it? Guac-A-Mole."
"When a man can't open a jar, he has to throw it away and never speak of it again."
"What is common between my ex-wife and my last job? They don't suck anymore."
"What's Masta P's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ZvzIOO6aU"
"My ""go to"" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino"
"Muslim officials denounce gorilla warfare Calling it ""absolutely harambe"""
"My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing ""next"" about 400 times."
"If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones."