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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it."

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly passes gas and the other looks at him, ""Come on man, I'm eating over here!"""

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming."

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation? ""I'm Prada you son."""

"what's a pirate's favorite letter? You would think its 'RRRRRRRRRRR', but its actually P because without it they would go irate!"

"Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet? A nut house."

"Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours"

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."