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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"
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"Never trust a Parasol... I hear they can be shady."
"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway"
"Do I at least get to yell ""Jenga!"" if my life falls apart?"
"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."
"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"
"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"
"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"
"Do you ever think about the Vice President... ...sitting at his desk, looking around his office and thinking to himself, ""Fucking corners."""