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Joke of the Day

"[marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No."

"I went shopping for the latest iPhone. Unfortunately, the Apple Store had sold out, so I didn't end up 6sful."

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf"

"How many ""friendzoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"Two guys walk into a bar... the next one ducks."

"Weird is a side effect of awesome."

"There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious."

"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome I'm sorry"

"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."