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Joke of the Day

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"

"Who died and left the US in charge? Hitler."

"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""

"I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it. It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though. You don't get karma from text posts."

"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? ""I don't wanna be o-ba-ma self."" _________ (Not original)"

"Did you hear about the sale of lesbian beds at IKEA? No nuts or screwing; just tongue in groove"

"Son, do we have any dop Ted? son: what's a ""dop Ted""? dad: you are, you are adopted!! son: ... Nice one dad. dad: I'm not your dad. (Dad joke at its finest, credit: Kris Wilson)"

" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"What's reddit without the R&D? Edit:"