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Joke of the Day

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"

"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height."

"My woman's always trying to give me stuff she gets from work. I tell her I've already got herpes."

"Where are the Halloween jokes?"

"No Olympian will ever be better at medaling than the gang on Scooby Doo."

"ME:*lying*omg i have an identical twin too DATE:wow we should all meet up [cut to us at a house of mirrors] DATE: your brother is quiet"

"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."

"I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey."