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Joke of the Day

"Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."

"The trick that will stop you from crying every time you cut an onion- Stop getting so damned attached to onions."

"Never trust a vegetarian who eats animal crackers"

"Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out"

"I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse."

"What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless people having cellphones have to get a job and an apartment without one."

"There are 3 types of people in the world... Those who can count and those who can't"

"If vampires like the taste of blood so much they should floss."