116154
Joke of the Day
"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."
Next Joke
"""This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after."" -Inventor of the jersey"
"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."
"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."
"What's E.T short for? He's got little legs"
"What colour did Matthew McConaughey paint his house? All white, all white, all white..."
"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."
"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."
"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"
"What kind of guns do bees use? BeeBee guns"