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Joke of the Day

"In a parallel universe somewhere, all the Pumpkin Spice Lattes are getting really excited for White Girl season at Starbucks."

"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."

"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."

"My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new"

"""My imaginary friend is better than yours!"" ~ religion."

"What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she ban-she !"

"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"

"How you control your anger Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush"

"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."

"I'm not stalking you but I have managed to trace your family tree back to 1724"