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Joke of the Day
"Astrid was a victim of ID theft Now she has to go get a new one."
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"What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex? A Krismas goose."
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"""Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip."" Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip. Dispatcher: Go ahead. Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay."
"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? Matt."
"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."
"How Does Moses Make His Tea? Hebrews it"
"Mom mom are farts heavy? ""no, son""... ""oh I guess I shit myself then"""